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Cockaboo 

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting
Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"
Cockaboo by Cacksman December 6, 2010

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

Coolabaloolies

Something that exceeds being super cool, fun or pure awesomeness.
..Totes gonna be a jumping castle at my birthday AND ALL!

COOLABALOOLIES!!

cockapalooza 

N: a Gang bang consisting of more than five men and at least two women one of which must be a little person or shorter than three feet tall.
" Did Jen put out man?"

"Yeah, but it was a cockapalooza.Mike, Jeff, Lary, Ted, and me with her and her little friend Tara"
"Hmm... was it good?"
"Oh hell yeah!"
(fist bump)
cockapalooza by Chupa7hingy August 18, 2010

cockabooby 

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.
I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!
cockabooby by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockabootydoodoo 

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door
that girl did the cockabootydoodoo
cockabootydoodoo by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008