"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.
by Gartenzwerg March 7, 2009
The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
by JRos10 April 2, 2008
by Aiexxx January 6, 2009
by snow4fun March 21, 2011
When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019