Clonely 

When someone is both lonely and desires a clone. This could be of themselves, a pet or loved one. Cloneliness is not about wanting a dead person magically back and only applies to specifically wanting a clone.

Al: I'm so clonely.
Bob: Why?
Al: If I had some clones, we could each learn a different kung fu style and have some sweet free-for-alls.
Bob: Get help, dude. Seriously.

Clonely by Mr. Tofu July 14, 2010

Clonely Farts Pub 

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.

Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.

Clonely Farts Pub by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

Cloney Swear by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022

Clonemy

Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.

I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy

Clonemy by Headcircus December 3, 2010

conelyn

A loving person who always put others first

Conelyn ; Conelyn

conelyn by Zatzat June 9, 2021

closely held 

(BUSINESS) a closely-held corporation has all or most of its stock owned by the management of the firm. In many cases, it has no stock at all (see "going public"), in which case it is a private company.

Usually people say "private corporation" to mean any company that is unaffiliated with the government, or any company run mainly for profit. It's impossible to buck this trend, so corporations with no issues of stock, or negligible amounts of stock held by the public, are called "private companies" despite the fact that not all companies are corporations. Cargill, Inc., for example, has annual revenues of $117 billion, but no shares available for trade. On the other hand, PricewaterhouseCoopers and Ernst & Young are private companies but not a corporations. They are limited liability partnerships. The term "closely held" would not apply to them since partnerships do not issue stock.

Koch Industries is a super-sized, closely held corporation with two owners--Charles and David Koch, heirs to the oil refiner Fred Koch. Thanks to this peculiar status, magazines like Forbes are not allowed to report ANY financial statistics of the company at all (sales figures are suspiciously rounded to "$100,000,000,000.00").

Publix Super Markets (at the other end of the spectrum) is closely held--by its 125,000 employees.

closely held by Abu Yahya September 3, 2010

Clovely 

A very sadistic person

Your so clovely.

Clovely by Kettle Stick October 1, 2020