Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 22, 2007
Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!
by deefer May 23, 2008
The act of stuffing as many people as possible into an enclosed water slide, typically with the goal of setting some town or other municipal record. It was featured in the media sometime in the 1990s when a group of high school seniors from Napa, California were seriously injured after a water slide partially collapsed due to the weight; one unfortunate young woman died at a local hospital, and many others were left with permanent disabilities including partial paralysis, brain damage and nerve pain.
Before a high school graduation:
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Tony's mom offered to drive him and fifteen of his friends to Wet n' Wild Orlando?
Guy 2: No I didn't! Isn't that where Mark's brother set a state record for the most people in a water slide at one time?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the place! Let's go clogging and see if we can't beat that record!
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Tony's mom offered to drive him and fifteen of his friends to Wet n' Wild Orlando?
Guy 2: No I didn't! Isn't that where Mark's brother set a state record for the most people in a water slide at one time?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's the place! Let's go clogging and see if we can't beat that record!
by TheMasterOfTheDicktonary June 4, 2014
A mixture between a large pink man with his penis showing and a prostitute. Sometimes seen with a deformed looking potential offspring creature in its grasp.
Amsterdam stroller 1: What is that giant pink monstrosity over there. I can see its trunk junk! And..wait..is it carrying something?
Amsterdam stroller 2: Oh, that just a Clog.
Amsterdam stroller 2: Oh, that just a Clog.
by Mlanaaizey April 20, 2010
A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.
That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.
by DMurphy May 1, 2008
by zelly November 5, 2007
to have sexual intercourse with a person of no particular importance, usually after slight to extensive drinking of alcoholic beverages
by SiegeCeege February 13, 2008