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2 definitions by deefer

 
1.
When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.
It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!
by deefer May 21, 2008
 
2.
The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.
Rich; "What are you smiling about?"
Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!
by deefer May 22, 2008