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Clock One Up 

a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
Clock One Up by Coral123 November 26, 2009

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out. 

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

wound up like a 10 day clock 

Are you ready to do a show? Hell yeah! I'm wound up like a 10 day clock!

straight up and down like 6 o clock 

Referring to the appearance of a woman who has absolutely nothing to offer in the chest. A woman who is Straight up and down like six o clock looks exactly like what the term implies---there are no boobs to break up the straight line appearance when you look at her from top to bottom. Most prominent when viewed from the side.
"Man did you see that chick?"

"Yeah....she is OK but she has no tits..."

"Yeah I know what you mean....she's straight up and down like 6 o clock!"

what up with the clock? 

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.
Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.

straight up and down like 6 o clock 

keya: dat nigga hella sexy
jasmine: he iight
keya: yo gurl im straight up and down like 6 o clock
jasmine: iight wateva,nigga