wound up like a 10 day clock
wound up like a 10 day clock by Holla1041 January 10, 2017
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wound tighter than an eight day clock
When a person or pet exhibits nervous energy, they are said to be “tightly wound”.
Before electricity, mechanical clocks were wound by turning a key or crank to tighten a mainspring. As the spring would lose tension, the hands would turn for about 8 days before needing to be rewound.
Before electricity, mechanical clocks were wound by turning a key or crank to tighten a mainspring. As the spring would lose tension, the hands would turn for about 8 days before needing to be rewound.
Damn! Did you see how much cocaine Liz snorted? She is going to be wound tighter than an eight day clock this week!
wound tighter than an eight day clock by Have a go then April 11, 2022
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
1. Success obtained through dumb luck.
2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"
"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
Even a broken clock is right twice a day by Big Ern December 16, 2004
big cock day
A day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. That everything is going your way, and no fucker is going to bring you down. Even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.
That fucking idiot next door has been giving me shit again, banging on the walls and mouthing off.....But she don't know what today is.
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!
big cock day by Burning blue soul March 5, 2018
NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY
Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019
National Spongebob cock Day
National Spongebob cock Day by Jèsus52 December 6, 2021