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To shove one's finger(s), usually the index or middle, up another person's rectum while they are still clothed. Generally referred to as "putting on clock" or "being put on clock." Seems to have originated sometime in the year 2001 AD. Practised by few, despised by many, revered by none, "clock" is a dubious part of Pizes Pad OG. If a "clock" is extremely vigorous, it may be dubbed a "Mat-clock."
Raag, help me dude, Fro keeps trying to put me on clock!
by Pize October 13, 2004
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1) To regard an act or object.
2) The act of hitting a person.
3) A gauge, such as a speedometer.
4) To gauge, to estimate, to time.
1) You clockin' that hot AMG?
2) Try to steal my AMG, I'll clock you.
3) These new 340 km/h AMG clocks rule!
4) Cop clocked me at 340 in my AMG!
by T.D. January 20, 2003
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Hitting someone with a closed fist.

Time telling device
I clocked Valencia, for making a rude comment.

That clock is 20 minutes fast.
by Saints February 16, 2005
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used in gay vernacular especially among drag queens

to call out someone's flaws, to uncover or reveal the truth in a situation or one's true gender
I saw through her! She was a fake! And I clocked it! I am Nurse Clock-a-bitch!
by Gayzelle March 11, 2011
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An extremely well done but greatly overplayed musical piece by the British dream rock quartet, Coldplay.
Holy shit! They just played "Clocks"! Turn the damn radio off!
by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004
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Scale for weighing drugs
"I don't think this is an O. You got a clock?"
by Lucca Brassi March 26, 2009
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The act of completing a video game or computer game completely
I clocked Super Mario Shoeshine in 3 days!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
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clock (adj): to hit or strike somebody with a heavy amount of force usually resulting in a kid faced down on the floor.
yo, you see that lil fool clock that big ass cat, straight layed that kid out!
by Circus A.K.A. Sketch August 19, 2005
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