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Clintonic Suicide 

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
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Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.
It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....
Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned 

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried
Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
Clintoned by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Bad Clinton 

A sexual act involving cumming on your significant other or intern.
"I'm going to go home and do a bad clinton on my girlfriend."
Bad Clinton by Two-Tone- June 25, 2016

Clinton Sex 

A blow job, oral sex
My girlfriend gave me clinton sex behind the bus stop
Clinton Sex by mangled May 13, 2009

clinton cave 

A sax and sex god too perfect for this world
Clinton cave plays saxophone like a god looks like a sex god and is to perfect for this earth
clinton cave by Bouncycastles96 January 7, 2019