1.A person who is considered to be smart by others but in reality believes they are not smart
2. A person who is smart but also dopey at the same time unintentionally
2. A person who is smart but also dopey at the same time unintentionally
by wefn'gnerngperng October 26, 2017
A horrible city near Cincinnati, Ohio consisting of nothing but racist, over privileged, white people who look down on minorities and gays and do nothing but show off their wealth. It also consists of lame teenagers who have nothing to do except go to Wild Mike's or get drunk. (Not to be confused with Cleveland.)
Person A: "I just moved to Cleves."
Person B: "Ew, why?"
Person A: "My parents are racist."
Person B: "Oh. Well, I'm not going to come visit you. It's terrible there."
Person B: "Ew, why?"
Person A: "My parents are racist."
Person B: "Oh. Well, I'm not going to come visit you. It's terrible there."
by tshirttime June 5, 2011
One who appears intellegent but only actually is in small bursts. IE. Someone who you think is smart after a 5 minute conversation.
by Gester Grinn March 7, 2008
(1515-1558) The fourth wife of Henry VIII. After the death of Jane Seymour, a new wife was sought for Henry, but his reputation preceded him; his main choices rejected him, making Anne of Cleves the front runner. The daughter of a German Duke, Anne was 24 when she married Henry in early 1540 but, unknown to her until later, Henry was repulsed by her. Described as pretty by everyone else, Henry (who was nearly fifty, obese, and had leg ulcers by then) said of his first sight of her "I like her not". Their introduction was a disaster, owing to mutual misunderstanding, beginning the marriage on a tenuous note.
After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".
After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".
Anne of Cleves was olive-skinned, unlike the pallid Jane Seymour, and lacked the sophistication of Katherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn. Her unfamiliar German manners, exotic clothes, and German speech did not help matters. Henry, put off by her body, whined incessantly about how "ugly" that she was, suspecting that she wasn't a virgin, disregarding her sheltered upbringing and overprotective mother; at 24, Anne believed that a kiss from a man would make her pregnant.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.
by Lorelili January 4, 2011
n. Slightly derogatory name given the Cleveland Browns. by color analyst Myron Cope. Myron had a more derogatory, but less used term for the Browns, that being the Cleve Sandlotters.
Mmm-Hah! Y'know Bill, it don't cahnt when you beat those sandlotter Cleve Brownies.
--Myron to Bill Hillgrove after a Steeler thumping of the Browns.
--Myron to Bill Hillgrove after a Steeler thumping of the Browns.
by Dan Weyandt November 16, 2011
Ich Bin Anna of Cleves. When King Henry VIII saw her portrait, he was like yasss. But she didn’t look as good as she did in her pic. Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry’s little prick…
by six the musical March 15, 2022