Clemtag

A Clemtag is a piece of juicy smeg that forms when a fat dick is rubbing the sides of a tight vagina, it's white in colour and smells of fishy cheese.

Me: Fuck man I was banging this hoe the other night
Pal: Really good fuck?
Me: Yeah my cock was so tight in her pussy I looked down and it was covered in Clemtag.
Pal: Shit you must have a big member to make that bitch clem up.
Me: Yeah I made the bitch lick the Clemtag off my phat rock.
Pal: Yum.

Clemtag by MachomanRandyBugger July 13, 2011

Clemtatious 

1. To make a broad statement based entirely on ignorance.
Statement could also be based on rumor, and/or negative or positive popular opinion.

2. To project your opinion of a particular subject as what everyone else's opinion should be.

Example 1. Person 1, "Brah, Circuit City is lametastic" Person 2,
"Do you have anything to base that on?" Person 1, "Well..
no." Person 2 "Dude, you're so clemtatious!"

Example 2. "Hey man, do you like Metallica's new stuff or old stuff
better?" Clemtatious guy says, "Dude, Metallica sucks"
To avoid being clemtatious, he could of said "Dude, I
don't like Metallica"

Clemtatious by BC3Racing January 23, 2008

Clemtard 

Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.

Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.

Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.

Clemtard by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012

Clemtaco

n, (kuh-lehm-tah-co)
a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a V shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim's nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. Causes nausea.

example:
clemtaco-er: *farts in a book*
victim: ... please don't
clemtaco-er: *pulls sides*
victim: OH, COMON *gag*

example 2:
"So I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I clemtaco'd her, she got sick and threw up on me"

Clemtaco by themostDISGUSTINGfartever November 20, 2009