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2.
verb to hit another man in the genitals

pronunciation rhymes with house
Tom: Dude!!!! you totally got claused
by heythatsmybike September 10, 2006
 
1.
The closest a person can get to God. A Claus is usually someone with a large penis, very attractive, etc. He is the best in everything, and nothing or no one can compare to him.
Man, I wish I was a Claus.
by Dr. Who's Seuss November 07, 2010