More than a religion, a philosophy of life, consisting in following the lifestyle and fundaments of prophet Claudia Labarca, author of the book on Claudism

I can't believe it's not a religion!

Claudism by Claudia LL January 3, 2005

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Claudistische Nackenfotze

Wenn dein Arbeitgeber oder dein Kunde dich fragt, warum sie statt dir nicht einfach Claude nehmen.

"Mein Chef hat mir heute so eine claudistische Nackenfotze verpasst."
A: "Unser Kunde hat schon wieder gedroht uns mit Claude zu ersetzen."
B: "Tja, eine klassische claudistische Nackenfotze."

Claudistische Nackenfotze by kawaiiotta March 1, 2026

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Claudieta

They're the greatest girls in the world and if you meet someday one named like this, you'll be the luckiest! Beautiful, smart and hot are not enough words to describe 'em. You'll only be able to know what life is if you look into their breathtaking and perfectly colored eyes. Don't be silly and never leave a Claudieta, you'd regret it forever.

You are my little and prety rat, Claudieta.
Claudieta will teach you how to dance like Dirty Dancing.

Claudieta by Adrieet January 25, 2020

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Claudism

Is a term given to a person with a raging narcissistic personality that loves to control people in every aspect of life. They are typically loaners that have no friends because their opinions and way of life only matters in their mind. They have trouble communicating feelings and a strong sense of entitlement. Some of them are a devil in Disguise.

Examples Of Claudism

(1) You impose unrealistic demands on your family and friends

(2) You tend to feel sorry for yourself if things don’t work out the way you wanted

(3) You punish people passively or aggressively

(4) They think they deserve special treatment because of who they think they are

(5) They try to control every aspect of a relationship and tend to bring family into certain situations playing the victim

Claudism by Jdog4644 July 26, 2021

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