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7 definitions by Davecolarusso

 
1.
To be forcibly pressed into a hug, similar to a rape situation. The victim then feels shocked, awed, dirty, stunned, and physically plundered.
Dave was rape hugged by Danielle. He cried himself to sleep.
by davecolarusso January 15, 2008
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2.
While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.
Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.
by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008
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3.
When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.
When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet
by Davecolarusso January 30, 2008
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4.
::to pull a jackbarras. To essentially cockblock yourself, or to boxblock a woman.
while home on coast guard leave, a Andrey was fadiddling Mary's hooha, when for some reason unbeknownst to us and to Mary, he stopped before she reached climax. therefore pulling a jackbarras
by DaveColarusso February 16, 2008
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5.
someone who constantly wants to get naked for no good reason
Matt: dude, i think dave is a cludist, he keeps cockslapping everyone in the room

Tom: watch out!! he's making another pass!!
by Davecolarusso January 25, 2008
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6.
To be forcibly pressed into a hug, similar to a rape situation. The victim then feels shocked, awed, dirty, stunned, and physically plundered.
Dave was rape hugged by Danielle. He cried himself to sleep.
by davecolarusso January 09, 2008
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7.
To force a rape-like hug upon an unsuspecting victim causing the latter to feel shocked, awed, dirty, vulnerable, and very physically plundered.
Dave was rape hugged by danielle. He then cried himself to sleep.
by davecolarusso January 09, 2008
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