A Claud is a giant cock or penis.
He pulled out his fucking claud and gave it to her all night long.
by Cocklover4evaaaaaa January 13, 2009
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The unexpected visitor that you wake up to find on your sofa.
Why is there a claud in my living room?
by DizzyDlzzle May 8, 2007
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The most sexiest guy in the world, with an out of this world personality
It has to be claude, there is no other explanation
by Nasha sawh November 6, 2013
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A guy who is very cool and funny
Omg that guy is so funny, that must be a claude
by Heygirl58 November 17, 2014
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1. A man who longs to purge the world of vice and sin.

2. A man who sees corruption everywhere except within.

3. A man of whom is usually lustful over girls named Esmeralda.

4. A very attractive old man.

5. An old man who is probably closeted gay.

6. A man who has a habit of singing Hellfire

7. A man who lovingly called you an unholy Demon.
1. “look lads it’s Claude, hide the women and the girls”

2. “it’s Claude he’s a very biased little git

3. “Claude is Daddy”
by Sharkieofthemidworld July 29, 2022
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The coolest fucking sheep you'll ever meet.
Guy 1: yo, have you seen Claude?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's the plushiest mother fucker I know.
by maddndbythestars March 31, 2009
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touching yourself during class and deny with ya bahdangehdang in your hand.
"Yo Man! The sub caught me clauding in class."

After I'm done with my classwork I decided to claude in the back of the classroom....
by Fredrick Mr. Rogers Bob Barker December 10, 2009
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