Classic Ron

Think of something impossibly stupid, something you couldn't imagine a normal person being dumb enough to do. Then imagine Ron attempting that feat, only to fail epicly or not even give it a try. This is 2013... fax machines have been around for over 30 years, this isn't rocket surgery. If you have a question, just ask google... it won't get pissed at you for being an idiot.

Ron: " Hey, how do you insert a picture in this email"
Me: "It's that button on your email that says insert picture"
Ron: "Huh?"
Me: "This is f*ckin hopeless"
Adam: "That's Classic Ron for ya"

Classic Ron by Ezekiel Knightwagon June 28, 2013

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The Ron Coe Classic

THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.

Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!

The Ron Coe Classic by adtr160 October 13, 2017

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Classicrockboi

A fat gay guy who likes having intercourse with gay men also loves watching gay porn as a hobby, Often jerks off to drag queens, overall Classicrockboi has great friends and is loyal to others

Classicrockboi: Oh yes this gay porn is hot
Kid: Ew, you're gross

Classicrockboi by Jacobsaggy5tyas June 14, 2018

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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