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Clapistan 

another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc
nothing quite like celebrating the 4th of july in clapistan
Clapistan by nokocode April 21, 2013
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Capasitor 

A Capasitor (the purposely misspelling of Capacitor) is a faulty electrolytic capacitor that fails in a short period of time (1-3years). Most Capasitors are the result of incorrect electrolyte formulation in aluminum electrolytic capacitors.

Its rumored the "S" in Capasitor is from "Shitty" and like the wrong formula was simply stuck in there .

A electrolytic Capacitor that explodes instantly from being installed backwards is not a Capasitor, as that is a install error and not a component manufacturing problem.

The Capasitor plague was a period between 1999 and 2007 when Capasitors were killing in a large number of products.
That cheap Chinese capasitor killed my motherbaord.
Capasitor by mpheyse October 21, 2015

Clapstick 

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic
Person 1shut up

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’
Clapstick by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018

crapasaurus 

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

Capastoric

Describing a collection of caps. Bottle caps, assorted variety, all together as an amazing collection.

Story behind the word. My 8 year old, Kara Hay came up with this word as we were waiting in line to recycle our bottles. She noticed all the different caps and wants to start a cap collection. "It will be capistoric." (Amazing and a variety)
This cap collection is capastoric!
Capastoric by Leitram May 20, 2017

clapsacker 

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.
Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!
clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018