Civilization II

A classic turn-based strategy game created by Sid Meier. Endorsed by world leaders like Vlad Putin, George Bush and Saddam. Still modded and played by a small, Illuminati-like online cabal. True believers consider CIV2 the best of the series. Back in the glory days, CIV2 was as infamous as Morrowind for robbing players of whole days, weeks and months of their lives.

Civilization II player's chant: "Just...One...More...Turn!"

by Curt Sibling February 25, 2010

Civilization II

The greatest turn-based strategy game to have ever been sold on this planet.

"All your continent are belong to me"

"Lulz nuked Washington!!!!!1111"

"Dispose of my copy of Civilization II? I'd rather suck a cock!"

by facingeast July 11, 2008

Age of Civilizations II AI

The dumbest thing known to mankind

Person 1: Poland Always invades Ukraine in AoC2! Person 2: Yea the Age of Civilizations II AI is dumb.

by eelel_ July 14, 2022

International Civil War II

What folks in the Hollar call World War I
WW 2 is known, obviously, as International Civil War III

Cousin Coon Head was a sniper in the army during International Civil War II.

by Gooberfaust July 7, 2006