CISCO Slice

The action of slitting your wrists and using the blood to short out your computer because you’re so bored in your CISCO networking class.

If I read one more thing about NVRAM, routers, or packets I’m totally going to pull a CISCO slice.

by MIKE March 24, 2005

Cisco-Green

1) adj. - The color that Cisco Systems makes all of it's rack mount-able networking equipment. Darker than Seafoam, but lighter than Hunter.
2) n. - The amount of income one brings in as a result of a Cisco Systems certification.

1)
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_1> Man, I want a cisco-green suit...
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_2> Dude, that'd be Awesome in a Can!

2)
<Rich-Ass_Mofo> w00t! I just passed my CCIE!
<Poor-Ass_Mofo> Bro, you gotta gimme a piece o' that cisco-green...

by Vorondil December 4, 2004

Cisco Systems

n. - A Fortune 500 company that engineers, and manufactures internetworking solutions (i.e. - Routers, Switches, Access Servers, etc'). By developing highly functional, configurable, and scaleable hardware and software, The Internet is run nearly exclusively by Cisco Systems equipment. However, due to inadequate competition, knowing how to configure alternative networking equipment (i.e. - Baystack) is of little use in the job market. With this in mind, Cisco introduced the Cisco Networking Academy in which students learn the basics of computer networking all the way up to advanced WAN configuration. Using this Vertical Integration model, Cisco has virtually clenched it's monopoly in it's sector of the IT industry.

Step-1: Design new Router
Step-2: Educate IT professionals on configuring said Router.
Step-3: Require said professionals to re-certify every three years.
Step-4: During re-certification period, design new Router.

Repeat Steps 2-4 until world domination is achieved.

See Also: Catch 22, CiscOwned, and Cisco-Green

by Vorondil December 4, 2004

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

Cisco Twist

an energy drink that when you drink you obtain the power to shot lightning out of you cock also known as "COCK LIGHTNING". People bow to the mighty presence of your cock. Men will worship, women will get on there knees and give you mighty blow then there heads will explode from the mighty cock lightning that shoots out of your cock. You will be able to crush a human skull with your bare hands.
CISCO TWIST is made with lemon,oranges, chocolate,and CINNAMON!!!

Dude last night drank some Cisco Twist and now I am Emperor of the World.

by Taco Man 89 November 11, 2008

cisco legend

It is believed that a stoner named andrew once went through the gates of the cisconian hell. He was believed to be obssesed with mac, and would even ssacrifice his life for it. Once had a girlfriend, but never did he even kiss her, because he was internet dating. It is believed that he will one day marry bill gates and convert him to mac.

the cisco legend was a very clever mac user, but he failed to graduate highschool.

by fukiyama September 14, 2006

Cisco Shake

The act of nonchalantly brushing one's crotch against another person without their knowing.

Hey Steve why don't you go give Joe a cisco shake?

by Joshua Laster January 12, 2005