Vorondil's definitions

majigabob

n. - A word describing some ambiguous object. Often used in place of "Whatchamacallit," or "Thingamabob."

"I'd rather have a separate burner than an all in one majigabob."

by Vorondil December 10, 2004

bash.org

n. - a database containing user submitted quotes (often humorous) from IRC and IM conversations, and is publicly accessible through a simple web-based interface.

<IRCer> is bash.org that quote database i've heard so much about?
<Vorondil> You mean the silly fucktards that rejected quotes: #359068, #359085, #359083, #364104, #365627, #366462, #366465, #366465, #369809, #371081, #371335, #375885, #375887, #376619, #376473, #382661, #382677, #382681, #384139, #386314, #393896, #394091,
#394097, and #394760?
<IRCer> yeah. them.
<Vorondil> yeah

by Vorondil September 7, 2004

Guru'ed

v. - to be superseded in skill or savvy by one qualified to be a guru.

1)
<n00b> peesh, you can't get someone's ip address over irc!
<guru> oh yeah?
<n00b> omgwtfbbq, my cd-rom is opening and closing!
<n00b> it's like its possessed!
<guru> nope, you just got guru'ed >8^)
<n00b> ...i'm a sad panda...

2)
<guy-uno> i just spent two hours writing a post about how those damn linux programmers need to get something together to screw-over micro$oft.
<guy-dos> really? there's already a reply. and he really blew you out of the water, if i do say so myself.
<guy-uno> no way. who was it?
<guy-dos> lemme check.
<guy-dos> ...holy shit.
<guy-uno> what?
<guy-dos> go look.
<guy-uno> sweet! i just got guru'ed by linus torvalds!!


See Also: Owned, pwn3d, and schooled.

by Vorondil December 12, 2004

Cisco-Green

1) adj. - The color that Cisco Systems makes all of it's rack mount-able networking equipment. Darker than Seafoam, but lighter than Hunter.
2) n. - The amount of income one brings in as a result of a Cisco Systems certification.

1)
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_1> Man, I want a cisco-green suit...
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_2> Dude, that'd be Awesome in a Can!

2)
<Rich-Ass_Mofo> w00t! I just passed my CCIE!
<Poor-Ass_Mofo> Bro, you gotta gimme a piece o' that cisco-green...

by Vorondil December 3, 2004

NULL

NULL - n., adj. - signifying the absance of data. Things such as character strings, and various types of numeric values can be described as "NULL" when they contain no data. (shadow:light::NULL:data)

ex.1:
<faceprint> we returned js->roomlist without setting it, so it was NULL

ex.2:
(In C++:
void function()
{
int variable;
}

'variable' would have a value of NULL until it is initialized, and 'function' would return NULL because it was created with a 'void' data type.)

ex.3:
"Your sister is soooo stupid, it's like she's NULL between the ears..."

by Vorondil September 18, 2004

CiscOwned

v. - the act of being submitted to a ruthless, or otherwise cruel use of the English language. This is generally experienced by unsuspecting students of Cisco Systems' Networking Accademy who are reading the online or hard Cisco curriculum materials. Thus the terms: "CiscOwned" or "CiscOwnage"

<Cisco> "Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols." (CCNA 1, 10.2.3)
<Student> ...i want to die.

by Vorondil December 3, 2004

xChat

n. - an open source IRC client originally for Linux. Based on gtk+, it is easily ported to Windows. Unfortunately, it's developers decided to make the Windows version shareware. For those familiar with the GNU Public License (GPL), this is less than kosher.

xChat: Sorry, this version of xChat has expired, please click here to register."
Unsuspecting Windows User: WTF!?!?

by Vorondil November 12, 2004