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Cincinatti 

(N.) The only town even sadder than Cleveland. It's so sad, the ONLY thing it's known for is a terrible sitcom, "WKRP in Cincinatti" from the 70's or 80's. ( I forget which. ) It's so sorry, I can't even say anything else about it, but there's another city in Ohio, though, that's even worse off than these bums. Columbus, Ohio, which oddly enough IS an Actual Major City, despite it never being heard of, BY ANYONE. THIS IS America's offical ghost town.
I thought pathetic, no-point-in-living-if-you-live-there Cincinatti was nothing. Columbus is a town with around half a million people in it, THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!
Cincinatti by G-Union June 24, 2003

Cincinatti Cat Slap 

Gently slapping a woman's vulva multiple times after intercourse.
She got the Cincinatti Cat Slapping of a life time!
Cincinatti Cat Slap by beefkake October 10, 2009

Cincinatti Surprise 

When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.
Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!
Cincinatti Surprise by Pater June 26, 2003

cincinatti bowtie 

Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty fucking" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
"Gee miss, I sure would like to give you a Cincinatti Bowtie."
cincinatti bowtie by Hrag June 11, 2006

cincinatti ferris wheel 

The act of taking a shit while doing a cart wheel naked, not fully knowing where your shit will land.
Dude, your girlfriend is crazy! Last night, she did a cincinatti ferris wheel and it landed all over the place. Gross...

Cincinatti cat slap 

Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.
I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.