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Cidu's Razor

Cidu's Razor is the opposite of Occam's Razor. Occam's Razor is the idea that the simplest explanation for something is usually the answer. Cidu's Razor is the idea that the most convoluted conspiracy theory possible is the likely explanation for something.

Cidu's razor is gaining fast popularity within the personal nicotine vaporizer forum community due to Cidu's wild explanations for reasons behind everything.
And example of Cidu's Razor

Joe: "Why is Suzy late?"
Steve: "She probably slept in late."
Cidu: "Yanno, I did notice she's a fan of Ayn Rand, and really annoying that strange guy from the masonic lodge with trilateral commission connections. He probably took care of her. They'll do that you know. Just make people disappear. Happens all the time. You people have no idea how the world really works."

-10 minutes later-

Suzy: "Sorry I'm late, I overslept".
Cidu's Razor by Zo Fryer March 4, 2010
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
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