Chronium 

A local term for a blowjob, originating in the Lebanon, Pennsylvania region

Person 1: Did you hear about Dave and Julie last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, Dave received mad chronium. I'm honestly kinda jealous.

Chronium by PresidentFunk March 28, 2022

Chroniscope 

An instrument used in measuring the amount of naturally occurring and/or synthetically created THC an object contains.

It measures both surface area content, and net THC percentage.

It displays this information as a ratio of
synthetic or organic THC to non-THC matter.

A general analysis of Hash from a Chroniscope would maybe find

98% surface area value of THC molecules
and say a 70% net THC content; the other 30% consisting of foreign matter like hair, dust particles, dead skin cells, plant matter etc...

Chroniscope by asdfgs March 9, 2009

Chyronalism

Chyronalism (chyron + journalism) happens when news media fact-checks lying asshole fuckfaces like Donald Trump in on-screen graphics. "Chyronalism" has taken the place of actual journalism since profit-driven news media is all about access and ratings. They DGAF about confronting lying politicians to their faces, so they fact-check in the chyron.

Brindy was in the CNN production room during a live broadcast when she committed an act of Chyronalism; from a quick Google search she found Donald Trump to be a lying shitbird and corrected him on-screen in the chyron.

Chyronalism by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2016

Coronisms 

Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.

1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.

2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms

Coronisms by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2020

Chronoism 

When something is stated as a fact when it is not, in fact, a fact.

"We were mining, ahostile came to belt, I docked my 3 ships, the guy mining with me docked his 2 ships.
It looked clear, I let him know that it was clear and he went back to mining.
Shortly after an Arazu decloaked and lit a covert cyno next to him.
20ish stealth bombers appeared and gave yet another example of a Chronoism."

Chronoism by EveDude2003 August 2, 2018

chronis 

A tough person that can also be very emotional at their weak moments they are loving and caring but also opinionated/stubborn and sassy/aggressive when they don’t get their way or when they need to be always right but they are great people to have in your life because they are always there for their friends and family

She is a chronis person

chronis by Alphawolf26 November 29, 2018

Chronister

A person that is a tragedy in life; wife beater, cheater, looser. A deadbeat or a jail bird-bad news.

"Don't want to pull a Chronister considering I enjoy staying far away from a prison!"

"Oh that must be a Chronister since he /she couldn't even finish highschool properly."

Chronister by RedFox'81 February 19, 2010