Church Organ 

Receiving a blow job from a straight male member of the clergy when you are a gay man seeking spiritual counseling, because you wish to be straight.

The good book says this is wrong, so why are you blowing me father? Son I am begging you, please let me play the church organ?

Church Organ by TRILOAD December 23, 2011

Church organ 

A wind powered instrument that causes cancer

A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.

Church organ by Ghost0mega_is_gay_for_solkrieg April 13, 2023