by XineZ May 29, 2018
My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it
by goody October 6, 2015
A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
by lorietta August 30, 2006
by Ray Cicm August 28, 2019
When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity
by Loose bits February 23, 2023
is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..
used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
by buttsAU April 10, 2018