A giant goat-blood sucking monster. It is sometimes called the Mexican bigfoot. He is slightly related to Vampires. It happens because of beastiality. dont let it happen to you!(if youre a vampire. like me.)
El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.
El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.
Person 1: Holy shit look at that! El Chupacabra just banged four in a row! How is that possible!
Person 2: dude. He's a total pimp. c'mon.
Person 2: dude. He's a total pimp. c'mon.
by Tom the Ninja May 7, 2008
a blood sucking creature, alian looking, that sucks the blood out of the cows,goats,chickens and other farm animals or animals that it finds. The whole chupacrabra mystery dissapered many years ago, it was all a lied. Some stories were in centarl america others in some islands of the caribean, did it swim?
El chupacrabras. The suckgoat.
by outlast October 14, 2003
When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.
by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010
by Drakkan Despana March 15, 2004
Caroline-Dios mio! Ima 'bout to get arrested!
Andrea- Hurry get into the La Chupacabra!
Alicia-There goes those dominicans again, trying to escape immagration by getting into La Chupacabra.
Andrea- Hurry get into the La Chupacabra!
Alicia-There goes those dominicans again, trying to escape immagration by getting into La Chupacabra.
by Cpolanco July 16, 2008
1-The act of queefing into a males face while a female is menstruating 2-A queef after giving birth when the placenta flies from the female onto the doctors face or the husband of said female whilst video taping the birth to show to unwilling house guests later in life. This practice was developed by the indigenous species of pelicans now extinct in the antarctic to attract mates and later perfected by teens in the inner city scene of competitive taxidermy and is now most prevalently used as a tool of instantaneous sexual release by middle aged house wives.orgasm arterial spray mom heaven
"Dude, last night Julie gave me the angry chupacabra of a life time it was like a scene from bizarre foods, like a mineral shower from heaven." orgasm arterial spray mom heaven
by -Meg-TurtleFace April 22, 2011
Spanish for "Goat Sucker" Mythical...or real... animal originating from Puerto Rican folklore, spread through south america, sightings now as far north as Texas. Drains fluids out of farm animals its cool.
La Chupacabras terrorizes Puerto Rican Farmlands
by steve zissou May 3, 2008