An escape vehicle, similar to a Getaway car, that is used to transport more goods, run over obstacles, and/or kidnappings. Getaway vans are popular methods of escape, especially after heists.
Guy 1 - "Quickly, to my car!"
Guy 2- "Fuck no, we'll get shot up!"
Guy 1- "Fine, to the Getaway van!"
Guy 2 "But we'll get blocked by police!"
Guy 1- "JUST RUN THEM OVER, THIS VAN CAN TAKE IT!"
3 hours later
Newsman - "Reports say that 43 officers, and 23 civilians have been confirmed dead after a Getaway van plowed through the crowd."
Guy 2- "Fuck no, we'll get shot up!"
Guy 1- "Fine, to the Getaway van!"
Guy 2 "But we'll get blocked by police!"
Guy 1- "JUST RUN THEM OVER, THIS VAN CAN TAKE IT!"
3 hours later
Newsman - "Reports say that 43 officers, and 23 civilians have been confirmed dead after a Getaway van plowed through the crowd."
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast February 1, 2023