Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop

Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!
by bum licker January 13, 2006
A person that oes something hypocritically and gets called on it.
"Will you all fucking shut up, we're gonna fucking get in trouble!" he gets in trouble for yelling "That's right, chump."
by Meld May 13, 2003
A small furry animal that studies.
Studyin' is for chumps. Come hit up this reckless party with me instead.
by offamaprop February 25, 2009
a chump is a person completely devoid of humour, social skills, and has poor body smell. Chump best describes Aidan Price
Chump: Aidan Price, the killer of prostitutes
by Mikestainless November 04, 2008
What's another word for chump? Brad!
by fishy face bananapants May 30, 2009
Name given to a girl with no boobs, just two random lumps where they should be.

Dylan: Hey man, look at that girl over there.
Spence: She doesn't even have any tits. They're just...lumps.
Dylan: Yeah, what a Chump.
Spence: Riiiiiight.
by Grandpa McFack December 07, 2007
1- A stupid, retarted, or worthless nown (person, place, or thing).

2- *Caution* can only be used by non-chumps. when a chump uses the word, awkward feelings/moments occur towards that person.
1- kid: Ms. Bower, you art thou a chump.
Ms. Bower: I beg your pardon! you should be ashamed of yourself.

nerdy dude: Hey maaannn you know gilles duceppe? he's such a chump. *nerdy laugh and several snorts*
*awkward silence*
normal dude: even if I knew who he was... I wouldn't care.
by hashely January 16, 2006

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