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Chumscrubber 

1. For parents: The Chumscrubber is everything we ignore - all those subjects and conversations that parents and teens should be having but aren't-- the physical embodiment of everything we'd rather not deal with, everything that causes pain, or discomfort.

2. To teenagers: The Chumscrubber is a hero, a survivor, a fellow teenager who arrives into the real world to protect and keep his or her friends clean.

A Chumscrubber is the one that fights against all odds to keep things authentic. When everyone is busy being superficial and playing the "ignorance is bliss" card, the Chumscrubber comes and knocks some sense into the world. This can be achieved in seemingly insignificant moments, I suppose... Just one or two words, a look, a well-timed sigh. The Chumscrubber is what the parents don't want to think about because the idea of the child being more in-tune with life than the adult is just plain depressing. The parents are the ones that are supposed to be solving problems, trying to save the world. When they can't do it, they ignore it. Ignorance is bliss, ignorance is bliss.
"Jonny was like a Chumscrubber to us all."

"Dude, you are so the Chumscrubber of this town."
Chumscrubber by Josh Moody July 16, 2008
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A Chumscrubber is someone who helps clean up a friend after they've made a big mess of themselves. They save the day by scrubbing up the mess.
1: John Bradford got trashed last night, he vommed all over himself and shit his pants.
2: Mate, what did you do?
1: I was the chumscrubber, i cleaned that boy up like the amazing friend i am.
2: Your the best mate.
chumscrubber by PeachyPie April 17, 2008
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Chumscrubbing 

Having a vagina rubbed against your face
i love chumscrubbing with you babes
Chumscrubbing by Jawdyn March 29, 2010

Chum Scrubber 

One who scrubs semen off of various objects, sometimes to conceal the act of having jerked off.
"Hey check out Eric! He's a CHUM SCRUBBER"

"You are the biggest CHUM SCRUBBER alive, Dan."
Chum Scrubber by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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