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Chuck Norrisized 

adj. If an object or person is Chuck Norrisized, they are particularly large, either in mass, or in meaning. They are usually heavy or extremely meaningful and helpful on the journey of everyone's life. All Chuck Norris fans should come to know this term.
"Holy shit! The big dipper is Chuck Norrisized! It's both physically large, and spiritually meaningful to me...I guess..."
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Chuck Norrised 

To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.
I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.

Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.
Chuck Norrised by Sara Em November 11, 2008

chuck norrised 

to forward kick something or someone with great force.
-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.
-ya but I chuck norrised it.
-oh
chuck norrised by the akuma slayer January 14, 2008

Chuck Norrised  

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face
guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

Chuck Norrised 

Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.
1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"

Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"

2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"

Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"
Chuck Norrised by Junkie2115 March 4, 2010

Chuck Norrised 

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.
i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

chuck norrised 

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris