Christopher's are lovely, intelligent people. Known to like films and reading, and quirky names that suspiciously sound like batteries, such as epsilon. They tend to sleep during the day and stay up all night, rarely if ever falling asleep. They like actors such as Andrew Garfield (a little too much) Most Christopher's tend to have many look a likes. They tend to eat fish as their staple food. Though not the best smelling people, they do wash on a daily basis, despite efforts the stench remains. If you do have a Christopher in your life, try your best to keep him smelling nice, it might be worthwhile to have a priest round also to deal with any satanic ways that your Christopher might become accustomed to.

- SOME have good taste in music perhaps.
also scared of aliens.
Christopher: "I showered today, but still stink"

"I would melt if Andrew Garfield kissed me"

"I am a satanic bad smelling epsilon loving person"
by iima July 02, 2012
Christopher is a natural born bassist, a passionate hat-collector and spaghetti lover!
Person1: Dude, do you know Christopher?
Person2: You mean that boy who calls his bass his girlfriend and brings spaghetti to school for lunch? ..Sure i know him, he kicks ass!
Person1: And what's about the hats he's always wearing?
Person2: Some people say that his hats are war trophies, others say he stole them from the wallmart...
by TheGreatHuman January 28, 2012
Christopher is the basic being of Christ directly descended from Emma Watson's vagina Christopher also has the biggest dick ever,nobody is bigger...including OG mudbond he is literally the best at everything...he doesn't try to be the best...he IS the best even at spreading goodie holes and poppin cherries Christopher also controls Chuck Norris
Let's go to church and praise CHRISTopher
by Iamjesusbrooooo March 05, 2015
He is the sweetest and the most adorable American ever. He will go out of his way to help the ones he loves and always have his out for that special girl he wants. He falls in love easily but manages to stay strong. He is a very attractive person with eyes as beautiful as the nights sky. He is very caring and protecting. You're lucky to find a Christopher
Christopher is just so damn beautiful
by ARehd September 10, 2014
Smelly little poop! But you have to love him.
Constantly on his man period. And an argumentative twit.
"Nope you're wrong, I'm right"
"woteva Christopher."
by BananaToe January 30, 2015
One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.
He's being such a christopher.
by MostWanted December 14, 2013
A lover of all types of sausages
I love sausages!
Are you a Christopher?
by I_WANT_LOUKANIKO4lyf October 25, 2011

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