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One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.
He's being such a christopher.
by MostWanted December 14, 2013
Christophers love Ashleys more. This is an axiom and cannot, under ANY circumstances, be disputed.
Christopher? Oh, yeah. He DEFINITELY loves Ashley more. I saw it in a book somewhere.
by AVeryVeryVeryReliableSource November 23, 2011
A lover of all types of sausages
I love sausages!
Are you a Christopher?
by I_WANT_LOUKANIKO4lyf October 25, 2011
Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan
Hey Christopher, wanna play WOW while stoned
by kistel June 19, 2011
An amazing Kid who will make you laugh so much you want to cry. He has a tendency to wipe his tears, snot and spit on you. But through all of that he is someone who you want to love. & them to love you back. He will be the comfort you have always been looking for. He is the soft place for you to land. He will love everything you do for him. He is himself and he accepts you for you. Nothing changes with him. Plus if you catch the right one, he will be cuban and look like nick jonas. How amazing!? Now go find one!
yeah playa playa, I want to holla at Christopher"
by goodnite November 14, 2010
Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.
"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher
by Smisha October 07, 2010
are fat borderline retarded with small penises tries to get girls but fails.
I'm like Christopher i have more chins than a Chinese phone book and more rolls than an Italian bakery
by Ashley Baggs July 13, 2012