A typically emotionless person, only showing true emotion under extreme circumstances. Typically antisocial and addicted to technology, you will most likely never notice him. If you pick an argument with him, do know that he will be pick a ouiji board. You must finish the argument before leaving it he will haunt you until the end of your days. He also likes puns.
Guy 1: Dude, don't fuck with Christopher!

Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.
by Pun_Lord November 17, 2017
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A person with a huge penis probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet. A really funny person and probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet
Christopher is the best person ever
by Playboy cuck September 12, 2018
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One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.
He's being such a christopher.
by MostWanted December 15, 2013
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Christopher is the type of guy that when he is young he is sweet and funny, but when he grows up he that realizes he has a big dick and grows up to be a porn star.
holy shit girl that dick was a Christopher for sure.
by Imjustanormalguy0173 April 13, 2016
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Christopher is me
by IamChiku March 4, 2022
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sexy, funny ,don't introduce him to your mom or sister ;)
Christopher is a dangerous person to bring around your mother
by daddy 22 December 3, 2021
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A cute boy who loves to play online game from day to night. He loves to sleep like a pig all day long. He have many girlfriends from primary school, secondary school and even in ITE! He plays Valorant all day long with his girlfriend and goes to Art Science Museum with his another girlfriend. Christopher also loves to eat cheap food and is charming.
Beware of a Christopher!
by 321Cake August 15, 2021
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