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A gamer who is a huge troll in every aspect of his life. Daily activities, trolled. Life, trolled. Work, trolled. (Troll=Goofing around)
"You are a complete troll christopher."
"I need you to stop trolling and do this christopher!"
by JChapman13 June 07, 2013
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There is no real definition of the name Christiopher there's the meaning behind it and symbolizes "one with christ" But what a Christopher really is, is a bit different...

The negative side of a Christopher is a slacker, forgetful, picks favorites, girl crazy, selfish, secretive, and can be a total douche bag too! But not ALL of it is negative there are some of a positive side to him which maybe sometimes is hard to believe considering that he comes off as being a heartless jerkface.

Yet he can be sensitive on certain subjects, funny, sweet, stubborn, lives for the moment, takes living life to a whole new level by trying to obtain every opportunity he gets, he also is a loyal boyfriend too for he will NEVER cheat on his girl for anything or anyone.
That is why if you have a Christopher, then keep him close because even though he might slip up from time to time he'll make it up to you. And if you're patient enough you'll get to see who he really is... A best friend who will support you when you are sad, or make sure you have a good time, and occationally blast both yours, and his ears out with really loud music just because he tries to have fun. Even if that means screwing around with your head for his own entertainment but then again what would the world be if there were no Wierdo Christophers?

The answer to that question is... that this would be a boring place to live in!
Maddison "Savvy whats wrong?"
Savvy "Oh nothin its just Chris..."
Maddison "what did he do this time?"
Savvy "Well its not what he did its what he is doing"
Maddison "And what would that be exactly...?"
Savvy "He's being a Christopher"
Maddison "Say no more! Thats good enough of an explination for me"
Savvy "Tell me about it..."
by The Moon's wolf October 01, 2010
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Christopher is a brilliant guy with the ability to love unconditionally, even if it means giving up something he desperately wants. He does have a temper, which comes out sometimes and can be scary or funny. Is always a big flirt and a jokester. Impossible to forget and ever a goofball, he will make you love him before you even have a chance to question it.
He will make your life worth living
Wow...Christopher has changed my life
by addyonsgirl May 29, 2012
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Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He Likes to endulge himself in ways that are usually naked and have his pensis out, a person with this name likes to do it doggy. A guy who always seems cool on the outside, but inside is confused about his feelings to others, and often need the support of his close friends so help him out a bit. BUT who am i kidding, Chris's are just plain awesome.
arse naked penis smile funny confusing
christopher wilkins
Christoper wilko
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by Geraldean February 06, 2010
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A man with furth unyealing, and heroics past the point of normal comprehension. Often associated with being of the upmost heterosexuality. One who's prowess in pleasing women is only surpassed by his large member.
Chick talking to a guy: man you are one hell of a Christopher
by Balls Macgee February 03, 2010
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Christopher means bearer of Christ. They are gorgeous men who were obviously gifts from some higher power. A Christopher will make you smile by sending you cute little texts when he knows you're asleep. He'll appreciate all the little things you do to try to make his day. He'll text you until the sun comes up even if it means sacrificing a full night's rest before a long day. He'll talk you to sleep even when he knows he's not supposed to be on the phone. Once you hold the heart of a Christopher, you'll be transferred into the dream princess story you grew up hearing about. He is Prince Charming. He will go out of his way just to make sure he tells you that you're beautiful at least once a day. Keeping a smile on your face everyday you have with him becomes his permanent goal. You can't help but fall in love with a Christopher.
I absolutely love my Christopher <3
by Evalyn Gabriella July 23, 2012
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The latin being Christos-Philo. Christos=annointed and Philo= lover of. Lover of the annointed or Annointed lover. Either way Christophers deep down strive to live up to the moniker. Usually going by Chris when young and reclaiming the whole name with maturity to honor their mothers who chose the full regal version at birth. A bolt of lightning combined with the cool of the ocean breeze. Christophers can knock your socks off in the bedroom and out party the most die hard of ragers be it bong or booze. His lampshade gets bigger the longer the party goes yet can hold his own going fist to fist. A lover's lover and a fighter's fighter. Weaknesses include vagina, marijuana and a cold beer. If he has a thousand dollars on a Friday morning it will become $2.78 by Monday night.
That Christopher guy from the bonfire last night had the dankest herb and he left in that van full of girls to go to a private afterhours.
by Rukha da'Q March 18, 2011
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