A child who has uncontrollable bowels. He poops everywhere which causes him to go batshit crazy. He’s the kind of guy your mom tells you to be nice too.
“Where did all this poop come from?”
Oh, that was Christian.”
by PoopieHead420 July 30, 2019
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Often used to describe a hot guy with cool hair. He can often be shy and easily embarrassed. Christian's have an underlying sacastic streak and are usually wicked funny. If you meet a Christian hold on to him he is good find.
Did you see that guy he was so Christian.
by Ann Nixon April 13, 2011
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Christian is the hottest most intense guy you will ever meet. Just one look from his piercing eyes, and you are his. He is the sweetest guy ever but won't let anyone fuck with you. If he decides you are his, he will never let you go.
Oh my lord, there is Christian, how can I make you notice me?
by Lovergirlxx June 7, 2016
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a lot of people have been hurt by Christians who are not following the message of Jesus. take, for example, Westboro Baptist church in Kansas that is saying "God hates gays."
FALSE! God Loves every single one of us! in the Holy Bible it says that God loves us so much he sent his only son(John 3:16), Jesus Christ, to die which he did while we were still sinners (Romans 5:8). This point is what most Christians mis-convey, people don't need to be perfect to be saved because only one man could do that, but God loves us for who we are!
For those of you who still think God hates gays-- the Bible says that you will therefore be judged more harshly. (Matthew 7:1)

so, please dont let a couple of mislead Christians keep you from having a personal relationship with God
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by Christ_Follower March 21, 2011
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A religion that would have made sense had it not been for the nature and character of its followers.
Some of the most violent wars and genocides during the last 2000+ years can be blamed on the spread of Christianity.
by AYB June 10, 2003
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She is someone who is tired of always looking up her name only to find religious things or guys. She is smart, strong, and fearless. She is an amazing friend and a great all around person who you can’t help but love. Her laughter lights up a room and her smile shines brighter than anyone else. She is weird and quirky. She loves to make references and make you laugh. If you don’t know a woman named Christian you are severely missing out on true gem
Me: Have you met Christian?!
Friend: Yeah she’s amazing she’s as sweet as she is cute!
by Lady Deadpool September 27, 2018
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People who follow Christ as the centre of their beliefs. They should accept that they are not perfect and that they need the love and forgiveness of Jesus to become whole again. They believe that they can have a personal relationship with Jesus.

Christians are not to be mistaken for hypocrites who follow a holier-than-thou attitude to life. Real Christians are humble and give all the praise back to Jesus.
"all have sinned and come short of the Glory of God" (Romans 3:23)
by David Bunce July 27, 2005
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