Chriss Hanson 

A character from the southpark episode Le petit Tourette.
Chriss is a host of a talkshow, covering an item over tourette. He's also known for his item about pedophiles.

Oh no, its Chriss Hanson!
**gunshot**

Chriss Hanson by donkey boner October 28, 2007

Dirty Chris Hanson 

Surprise buttfucking a pedophile

I performed the dirty Chris Hanson on my brothers science teacher last night

Dirty Chris Hanson by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020

Chris Hanson 

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

Chris Hanson by Mike Freash round June 5, 2009

Chris Hansen 

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.

I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!

Chris Hansen by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007

Chris Hansen Effect 

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".

"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."

Chris Hansen Effect by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017

chris hansen 

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?

chris hansen by Nykwil October 25, 2007

Chris Hansen 

The host of "To Catch A Predator".

He's like the boogieman to pedophiles.

Their boner-kill.

Wouldn't be awesome if Chris Hansen busted a guy that played for the Nashville Predators?! EPIC!

Chris Hansen by pelicaine September 7, 2009