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Chrisnasty 

the term used for the classic 60's hotshot. Often known to wear plaid jackets, public masturbater hats, and sunglasses at night. An outspoken fan of the BeeGee's. See hot carl and cincinnati bowtie.
Did you see that chrisnasty just cruise by in his mustang thats not quite as good as a camaro.... Yea but his in-your-face 60's style forced me to look away
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chrishouston 

Noun; A dirty individual, a pot head, a friendless loner, a liar, a pedaphile, a stawberry faggot, obese, evil

Adj; Dirty, Rotten Teeth, Never Bathes, Stoner, Druggie, Chronic Masturbator
Ex 1.
Friend 1:Wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
Friend 2:Dude Hes a ChrisHouston!


Ex 2.
Friend 1: Ew don't play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston
chrishouston by BreeBreeeeee December 29, 2008

Chrismast 

Transferred from Christmas and having similar pronunciation from ''Chris must'',it is like when someone called Chris has responsibility to do something.
Mom:You must take out the trash now,Chris.
Me: Yeah!Happy Chrismast!
Chrismast by medrunk123 December 24, 2017

Christastrophe 

When your crypto mate takes a look at a bull market only to jinx it and make it spiral into the red
Have you checked your crypto there is a christastrophe
Christastrophe by Sabre-Nerfbat November 2, 2023

Christastic 

When someone named Christina, Christopher, Christian, Christy, ect have created or done something fantastic!!
Wow that's amazing!!! No it's Christastic!
Christastic by Littlefoxybrat April 7, 2024

Christautism

Someone who believes in christianity over obsessively.
They're overwhelming christautism scared everyone away.
Christautism by xFaQux December 26, 2025