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Noun; A dirty individual, a pot head, a friendless loner, a liar, a pedaphile, a stawberry faggot, obese, evil

Adj; Dirty, Rotten Teeth, Never Bathes, Stoner, Druggie, Chronic Masturbator
Ex 1.
Friend 1:Wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
Friend 2:Dude Hes a ChrisHouston!


Ex 2.
Friend 1: Ew don't play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston
by BreeBreeeeee December 29, 2008

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