Choklahoma

1). That state of being completely embarrassed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.

I wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but I choklahomed the chance to and she left with my friend instead.

Choklahoma by TexasLidig8r January 11, 2005

Chokelahoma 

Name by which collegiate football fans use when referring to the Univershity of Oklahoma. This Big XII, So. Conf., team has repeatedly failed laughably, to attain ANY level of the hype it annually earns going into ANY of their BCS games, courtesy of Coach "Big Game" Bob Stoops.

Fan #1: "We Sooners are ranked #1 again, and as always, BCS bound!"
Fan #2: "Damn, another national audience to "Big Game" Bob's Chokelahoma?!"

Sooner: "HaHa: Texas, we're ranked higher, only the BEST play in the Champs game!"
Longhorn: "OU SUCKS! Utterly bereft of sportsmanship & lacking class, Sooners run-up scores for ranking. Soundly whipping you on a neutral field with class & honor intact, we'll enjoy watching Chokelahoma embarrass themselves once again! Hook'Em Horns!"

Chokelahoma by OU5UX February 23, 2009

Chulahoma 

Someone who is caring and thoughtful. An incredible person who is crazy and loving. A Chulahoma loves to laugh and be laughed at. Fun is a Chulahoma's middle name. A Chulahoma will light up your life! They are adventurous and love to go beyond the pond.

She has such a hecka personality... what a total chulahoma!

She travels more than anyone I know, definately a Chulahoma.

I wish all of my friends could be Chulahomas!

I named my seahorse Chulahoma... total ray of sunshine.

Chulahoma by morgan231 October 21, 2010

coklahoma

1. A drug addict from Oklahoma.
2. A person who does drugs only when in Oklahoma.

"Hey, did you meet that girl Melissa at the frat party? She's cool; she's from Tulsa."
"Dude, no way, she's totally Coklahoma."

coklahoma by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007