Chokelahoma 

Name by which collegiate football fans use when referring to the Univershity of Oklahoma. This Big XII, So. Conf., team has repeatedly failed laughably, to attain ANY level of the hype it annually earns going into ANY of their BCS games, courtesy of Coach "Big Game" Bob Stoops.

Fan #1: "We Sooners are ranked #1 again, and as always, BCS bound!"
Fan #2: "Damn, another national audience to "Big Game" Bob's Chokelahoma?!"

Sooner: "HaHa: Texas, we're ranked higher, only the BEST play in the Champs game!"
Longhorn: "OU SUCKS! Utterly bereft of sportsmanship & lacking class, Sooners run-up scores for ranking. Soundly whipping you on a neutral field with class & honor intact, we'll enjoy watching Chokelahoma embarrass themselves once again! Hook'Em Horns!"

Chokelahoma by OU5UX February 23, 2009

Choklahoma

1). That state of being completely embarrassed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.

I wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but I choklahomed the chance to and she left with my friend instead.

Choklahoma by TexasLidig8r January 11, 2005

coklahoma

1. A drug addict from Oklahoma.
2. A person who does drugs only when in Oklahoma.

"Hey, did you meet that girl Melissa at the frat party? She's cool; she's from Tulsa."
"Dude, no way, she's totally Coklahoma."

coklahoma by speaklouderthan April 28, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012