Choking The Chicken

A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.

I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.

by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016

Choke the chicken

by Heybroski July 6, 2015

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 March 16, 2014

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!

choke your chicken until it bleeds.

by spezza_havlat January 18, 2006

to jack off or to jack somebody else off.

I need to choke my chicken tonight im lonely.

by Eight Trak November 21, 2005