Bloagan The Chodegan 

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan

Bloagan The Chodegan by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Chodehawk 

CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.

Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head

Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!

Chodehawk by Barnaby Norris Grylls January 2, 2012

Chodeman 

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined

You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.

Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

Chokeland Faders 

The alter ego of the infamous Oakland Raides that always seem to Choke and Fade in the latter part of any football season

The Oakland Raiders started the season in first place at 4 and 0, but choked out half way through the season and faded to last place in the division.

Chokeland Faders by Powder December 5, 2002

chodehead 

someone with either an amazingly wide head or who does actually have a penis instead of a head

shit, neil has a chodehead, i daren't scratch his chin incase he sprays all over me

chodehead by ................. February 11, 2006

choderant

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

He was so nervous he was wearing choderant.

choderant by Steve Holt March 15, 2005

Chodeband 

An internet connection that is wider than it is long (see chode)

56k < isdn < broadband < chodeband

Dude, my new chodeband connection is so fat it can download a picture of your mum in less than a minute.

Chodeband by Small Mike January 18, 2007