11 definitions by Turdmeister69

Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.

Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil

by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020

Floss

A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.

Wow, that kid was actually flossing his teeth? They mostly floss their freaking legs nowadays.

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Hogan Man-Dildo

A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.

Oh... that kid's kind of a Hogan.

A Hogan Man-Dildo?

Yeah...

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

New Word

Something that 1 and a half-year-olds say every day, but no one is smart enough to document them or assign meaning.

Wow, did Billy just say a New Word?

Yeah, it sounded like, "gibpherligh"

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Sewer

A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.

Bro, that kid is a total Sewer

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

Mrs. Spiders

A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.

AAHHH! It's Mrs. Spiders!!!

by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020