Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.
that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes
by souls2801 January 25, 2011
A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.
My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.
by Zorgon September 27, 2006
From Wikipedia.com Chode is a synonym of perineum: The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females). Chode (not to be confused with "choad" meaning a penis that has a width bigger than length)(wikipedia)
Go to wikipedia for more synonyms like gooch and taint(from a contraction of "it ain't", as in "'Tain't penis, and 'tain't ass")
She just loves licking my chode on the way from my ass to my nuts.
by BigBatton November 26, 2005
1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.
1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
Chode(noun)

Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/

A dick which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See choad
Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode!

South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes...

Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.
by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009
A penis that is wider than longer
You have a chode
by Master of Chodes June 05, 2014
Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."
Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!
by ADEEZY February 18, 2014

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