A chode is a penis that is larger in cirCUMfrence than it is in length.
I tried to have sex with Dominic not knowing that he had a chode, and no matter what position we tried he couldn't penetrate me...even the slightest bit.
by Tombaleena February 14, 2009
1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.
1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.
My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.
by Zorgon September 27, 2006
a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.
by will purtill November 11, 2013
Collection of people who are wider than they are tall and usually vertically challenged.
that Chap, Will'all and Dairylea Body are right Chodes
by souls2801 January 25, 2011
A stumpy dick doorknob
I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size
by bsbl4ebff January 05, 2014
A penis that is has a greater circumference than length.

Can also be used as a general insult. similar to douche.

It is NOT the area between the butthole and ball sack.
"His girlfriend complained of his awkward chode."

"Misty is such a chode."
by Payal's Dick April 19, 2013

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