Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.
I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!
by Ian November 20, 2003
A penis thats fatter than it is long.
Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch?

Oh, no its just a chode.
by Geddessss March 16, 2009
A dick wider than it is long.
Jim couldn't fit his Chode into Jenna's mouth.
by CokRubbin May 20, 2015
Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."
Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!
by ADEEZY February 18, 2014
A word used to define a penis wider than it is long.
My ex boyfriend Josh from Hull, had a chode.
by dr4g0nsl4y3r666 September 06, 2008
a fat, short ,stubby penis
she said he has a chode in them jeans
by clit master July 10, 2008
A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.
by The real pìmp January 10, 2014
When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.

Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"

boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."

hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."

*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
by AndrogenAngel June 27, 2011

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