1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.
Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!
by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 05, 2010
The meaning of life!!!
Chocolate is my favoritest food in the whole world!!!
by parisologyperson May 27, 2008
Chocolate is one of the fifteen main reasons to be reincarnated. The others are unimportant.
Come back for the chocolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...,
by Fearman February 25, 2008
noun or verb; another word for sex or sexy, since they're both addicting and sweet.
"Alexis was the best piece of chocolate I've had in the last few months!"

"Gimme a little more of that kind of chocolate and I'll really show you my sweet tooth."

"I like it warm and chocolatey."
by Kiinoaeyy May 17, 2007
the best food in the WORLD
u dont doubt this its true any1 that doesnt like chocolate can just leave
If i dont get to eat chocolate atleast once a day i get migraines.
by bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb October 28, 2009
The BEST food on the planet.
Me: *munch*
Person: What are you eating?
Me: Chocolate.
Person: Wow. What else is new?
Me: *WACK*
by PurpleishInk2 August 12, 2008
The almighty distraction

Rick: Bitch!
Venessa: What?
Rick: Chocolate.
Vanessa: I LOVE CHOCOLATE
by Distractor January 28, 2008

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