Chocolate
Friend: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAATE! CHOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAATE!
by CottonEyedBlow July 28, 2014
The tastiest thing in the world!
Hey do you want some chocolate?
yeah!
by abi March 20, 2005
The best substance on the earth. Varys in different shades of brown. Varys in sweetness. Originally used by the Aztec Indians. Diana's favorite food of all time.
My birthday is coming up really soon, and for it I want chocolate.
by Diana Stephens November 01, 2004
1) a substitute for sex
2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually
He can't be no good in bed, his woman always hittin' the chocolate.
by chocaholic May 15, 2003
The meaning of life.
I eat lots of chocolate every day.
by HelloItsMello February 07, 2013
A candy made from cocao beans invented in the 19th century.
- In 1876, the Swiss discovered the process of adding milk to the chocolate.

The word chocolate is derived from the Nahuatl (Aztec) language: Chocolatl.
Chocolatl was a drink made from roasted cocao beans, chile and honey.
It was generally thought of as an aphrodisiac... (drinking chocolatl expands the artery leading to the penis for sustained erections.)
Note: Chocolatl is not to be confused with chocolate.
(Chocolate does not have this effect...)
"Damn! I'm craving chocolate again..."
by Aec August 28, 2003
1. The most delicious thing ever discovered by humans.
2. The most addictive food in the world.
3. The best excuse in the world.
Little Innocent Boy : Hi mommy! do you wanna play with me?

Addicted Mother : NO GO AWAY IM EATING CHOCOLATE!!!
by ChocolateFantasyUnicorn December 05, 2010

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