Chocolate

The BEST food on the planet.

Me: *munch*
Person: What are you eating?
Me: Chocolate.
Person: Wow. What else is new?
Me: *WACK*

by PurpleishInk2 August 12, 2008

Chocolate

Heaven on Earth

"Chocolate? I remember chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!" quote from Spongebob. Completely untrue. CHOCOLATE IS AMAZING!

by CreativePianoFlower December 8, 2015

Chocolate

Sugary food that is usually poop coloured but is can also be black and white.

Hi Bill, do you want some chocolate?

by user 900 March 11, 2017

Chocolate

Something I should scream at the top of my damn lungs to SpongeBob and Patrick like a psycho

Did you just say chocolate?

by Acoolhat February 22, 2019

Chocolate

A type of junk food I cannot eat because I have type 1 diabetes

"Hey Emily you want some chocolate?"
"No, I have diabetes."
"Poor you."

by HonHonHon0206 May 22, 2018

Chocolate

The best thing in the world, sweet yet melts in your mouth and is great for making you feel happy no matter what. Sometimes it makes you feel fat but is really nice and yummy

Wow that chocolate is so nice

by iamwhoiamandwhoiamisme November 29, 2017

Chocolate

The reason I live.

in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. YES

by mypseudonymishi November 4, 2011