chive

(derived from Polish: szczypior)

1) Thin, sickly and valetudinarian dude usually with tuberculosis.

2) A total opposite of well spinached man.

3) A thin guy

Example:
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When I kick you, you will break in half you fucking chive.

by SOKÓŁ August 30, 2010

chive

n. chive
the result of being chiffed
a slap/smack on the side of one's head

I recieved an awful chive from my mom when I left my dirty dishes in the sink.

by maddpadd15 December 21, 2008

Chive

Chive is a verbal noun. A person that have the biggest heart and also not a wimp afraid to fight about it. A chive is an act of freedom against oppressive subjugative repression to an idea of a singular dominant. Chive is a logical action toward the type of unfriendly dickens and cuntiness group of liars and haters. As one said, if that group of scummy spoil colleger mouthing about why you were alone with a laptop in a 24 hour coffee joint at 2am, just keep calm and chive on.

Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.

Keep calm and chive on
That cop smoke weed with us, he's pretty chive bro.

by Smartest Mafia Ever Fuckaaaaaa March 18, 2017

Chive

the gentle scraping of the puss on her partners teeth before having sex.

Before we mount would you like me to chive your puss.

by Beaverglory August 6, 2013

Chive

Someone who is a mix between Chav and Gamer.

A Chive.

"Omg them fuckin` Chives stole my copy of WoW"

World or Warcraft for those of you who dont know ;

by McForelli December 27, 2007

chives

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat check it allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.

Bob: Chives!
Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat
Bill: doubt it
Bob: 1 2 3...
Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back

by pablito386 January 4, 2008

Chiving

A sexual act in which a man has anal sex with a woman. He then pulls out and with poop on his dick bangs her armpit. The end result is a poop mark in the shape of a chive.

Dude I totally heard that Seth was chiving with Shelia and things got messy.

by Jimmyhead October 27, 2010