Chief Joe

When you pull out a girl's bloody tampon with your teeth and shake your head back and forth rapidly while grinning madly. The result is blood being splattered on both cheeks in a war-like paint fassion. You'll look like an Indian Chief.

My friend pulled the Chief Joe on his bitch last night. Then he scalped her.

Chief Joe by Phil M June 15, 2004

Chief Joe Solomon

The Police Chief of Methuen Massachusetts. One of the greatest leaders of all time, a trustworthy, caring, and handsome man. He has won many awards including the prestigious shared vision award in 1997. Idolized by all of Methuen and known mostly for winning his battle against the current Mayor, William Manzi the 3rd.

WOW I wish I could be as brave as Chief Joe Solomon!

If only every police officer could be like Chief Joe Solomon, then this world would be perfect!

Chief Joe Solomon by ThePharmacists May 10, 2011

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Related Words

Chief Joe • Chief Joe Solomon • idiot in chief Joe Biden • chief • Chief Keef • chief queef • chief justice • chief beef • Chief'n • Chief Wiggum

idiot in chief Joe Biden

A puppet allowed to do nothing but read a teleprompter and sign papers with a big crayon.

And here comes our idiot in chief Joe Biden who will not be taking questions.

idiot in chief Joe Biden by OurGovernmentSucks March 18, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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