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Chevy is the shittiest car maker out there! Take your Chevy and trade it in for a Toyota!!
Chevy Commercial: "Chevy, we'll be there"

Me: Will you be there when I'm broken down?!?!
by Anonymous August 03, 2003
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bow-tie's are for little boys, become a man and get Blue Oval Certified. chevy's are not even comparable to the stench off of pig shit, they are that low.
Can Hear Every Valve Rust Oil Leaks Every Time
by Bad ass ford man September 17, 2003
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Chevy a Divison of GM (General Motors). Has to be the worst car company. In NASCAR it only rules due to the fact the GM hot shots are friends with the NASCAR big shots. As for General Motors Failure.

Just Remeber this:
C Cheap
H Heavy
E Empty
V Vechiles
Y Yearly
by Kyle Santos July 19, 2005
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Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.
Chevy...like a rock!
by Shorty July 25, 2004
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The kind of truck that looks pretty, but lasts 10 years tops.
My 1989 ford f250 xlt is rusted to shit, but it runs like it was bought yesterday.

At least I dont drive a piece of chevy.
by Brennan Platt February 25, 2005
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What people drive when they are single minded and have never wanted to drive a FAST car. EVREY one of my friends who have bought one have had COUNTLESS amounts of problems... THEY SUCK!!!!!
CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
by stang man July 20, 2005
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A fucking Chevy just sits there, like a rock.
by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003
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